One Size

Boot Wax — $10

Otter Wax

Cadillac Shield Spray — $12

Frankford Leather

Cats! — $13.99

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Combed Cotton Tights — $25

Foot Traffic

Cork Sealer — $9.95

Birkenstock

Fuck Off I'm Reading — $13.99

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Blue Q fuck this shit in grey, women's size 5 to 10.

Fuck This Shit — $13.99

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Gallery Footsie — $11.99

World's Softest

Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks — $13.99

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Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too in red, women's shoe size 5 to 10.

I Hate Everyone Too — $13.99

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Leather Salve — $10

Otter Wax

My Favorite Salad is Wine — $13.99

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Nubuck Block & Brush — $10

Dansko

Paw Fireside Crew — $15.99

World's Softest

Saddle Soap — $10

Otter Wax

Solid Flat-Knit Bamboo — $9.50

MeMoi

Suede Cleaner — $10

Otter Wax

Teaching is a Work of Heart — $10

Foot Traffic

You Crafty Bitch — $13.99

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